I was reading some USDA grant information this afternoon…

I’m pretty sure this is what it said:

“We would like to provide you 57 pages of information about the paper work reduction act and our role in making the world greener, more efficient, and less bureaucratic.  The authority to reduce paperwork comes from the Office of Budget Management, cosigned by the Department of Internal Systems Analysis, under legal representation by the Office of the Department of the Secretary of Legal Receivership, through Congressional Act 756-499-834, sub-chapter 3-292-38-47 within the parameters of 34*9273(a) through 23*478*23947(c).  In accordance with this, you must comply with IRS code 29-374(v)(b), audited by the Department of Technological and Media Communications, and the Office of the Social Accountability and Sustainability Volunteer Coordinator for Reduced Public Waste…  We are the ones we have been waiting for… this is the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal.  You didn’t build that… What difference, at this point, does it make.  You don’t want to go there with me, buddy.”

I love the government…